- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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who just made fun of katie matt

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

I Love Hitler.

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