- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

Knock knock Nobody's home.

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

A ginger rapping.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

Why were corners made? For crying.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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