What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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black people. that is all...

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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Anti Joke

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