To pen state administraters walk into a butt

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Bob: The whale is a creature that isn't naturally capable of creating any kind of technologically advanced unit of operations? Spectator: Was that actually a question or a statement? Bob: To be candid, occasionally my mind registers the practically indelible impression that I am not competent enough to effectively articulate my relatively subtle thoughts of philosophical value. Spectator: What'd you attempt to explicate? Bob: Hello, contemporary. Spectator: That's definitely considerably better than, "Benevolent greeting to you, fellow indigenous inhabitants of the magnificant, planetary cynosure, Earth Prime." You've managed to improve! Bob: I shall try to emulate those simpletons of this planet in order to garner new allies. Maybe next time I should just stick with some traditional routines that many people currently practice on a daily basis. Now, it's time to examine some "test subjects" so to educate myself further on the nature of my numerous classmates, purported facillitators etc. Spectator: Bye. Bob: See you next time! Wow... I amaze myself with my ability to efficiently adapt to my circumstantial situations. I mean, I am a ninja student who has developed new skills at communication! Wait... nevermind. Bystander: man, were you just soliloquizing... and personally enjoying it? Bob: Ehhh,... No? Bystander: Was that a statement or a question?

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

87

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

thumb_up thumb_down -89

Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

thumb_up thumb_down -99

What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

thumb_up thumb_down +110

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

thumb_up thumb_down +62

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

thumb_up thumb_down +52

So a baby seal walks into a club.

thumb_up thumb_down +48

What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

thumb_up thumb_down +46

Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

thumb_up thumb_down +46

if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

thumb_up thumb_down +44

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

Black Poeple

thumb_up thumb_down +44

STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

thumb_up thumb_down +42

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops