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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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