Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

You know whats annoying? Steve

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

what looks like a banana? a penis

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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