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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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