- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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