- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

kieran is a homosexual

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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