What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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