- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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