Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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