- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Im taking a shit right now.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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