What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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Pickle

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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