- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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