- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Communism hehe xd

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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