- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

What's long and black? A long and black object.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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