Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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How you know when dislextic

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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