- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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