- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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