- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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