What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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