Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Allah walked into AK Bar

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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