- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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