- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

i saw amango it splootered

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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