- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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