Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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