- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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