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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

How old is victor? Half past dead

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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