A giant storm loomed over a village atop a hill. Citizens were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from the age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest. Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes. Finally, Rosie, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who has been through 13 interventions and countless suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonny, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a carton of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took the carton of Ribena, crumpled it up, spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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A pope meets another one

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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