- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Im taking a shit right now.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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