- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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