- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

FUCK YOU

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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