- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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