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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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