What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Your're racist.

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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