You dork, seriously, the comment where I mentioned that I am married is like 60000 comments PAGES behind. What? Now you ashamed of losing your, I mean I can say that I am your first right? That I am going to stick my MANFLESH into your CHERRY AND POP IT RIGHT? JUST TRYING TO BE SUBTLE HERE! Seriously though, Your name is really Tifa? And you look a FUCKING HELL A LOT Like Tifa From Final Fantasy... You know, except she has gigantic feet and no lips and you know...

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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