The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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Im taking a shit right now.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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