Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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