- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

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