Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

asians have slitted eyes lol

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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