- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

here's a joke... the american education society

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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