whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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http://media.photobucket.com/image/whale%20penis/marcus1v0/whale_penis2.jpg

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

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What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

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Jesse uses a prescription shampoo called " greasey poop" because he feels like his hair doesnt look greasy enough. He cries himself asleep every night because he wants a slim body like the rest of the cool kids, so he eats his pain away, which digs him an even deeper hole. the life of Jesse zigenbein is quite tragic to say the least. Please donate 10$ to the "eat ourselves to sleep" campaign

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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