- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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