Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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The child was fired from his job.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

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A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

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Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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