CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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