How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

I'm so punny.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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