What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

i like it in the mouth

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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