- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

what came first the chicken or the chips

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Pain Olympics.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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