- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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