- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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