What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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There are 3 prisoners inside a cage. All the prisoners are blind folded and wearing hats. They are told there are 5 hats all together, 2 blue hats and 3 red hats. If one of them can answer what color hat they are wearing they are all set free. However, they have no idea what color hat they are wearing, only what color hat the other prisoners are wearing. They are also not allowed to tell what color the others are wearing. So the game begins: The first prisoner takes off his blind fold. The guard says "What color hat are you wearing?" and the first prisoner says "I don't know." The second prisoner takes off his blind fold. The guard says "What color hat are you wearing?" and the second prisoner says the same thing, "I don't know" Now the third prisoner didn't even need to take off his blind fold. He already knew the answer. He said, "Sir, I know I am wearing a red hat" The guard smiled and all the prisoners are set free. Why? If the first prisoner saw the other prisoners blue hats then he knows he's wearing a red hat because there are only 2 blue hats and 3 red hats. But he sees one guy wearing blue and one guy wearing red, so he says "I don't know." The second prisoner took off his blind fold and the same thoughts occur. If he saw the other prisoners wearing all 2 blue hats, then he knows he's wearing red. Instead, he sees one guy wearing a blue hat and the other guy wearing a red hat. So he says "I don't know" Now the third prisoner doesn't even need to take off his blind fold. Why? He heard the other prisoners saying they don't know, which led him to believe that all they saw was blue and red hats. That means if he takes of his blind fold he will see that both of the previous prisoners will be wearing blue hats and since there are only 2 blue hats available, he must be wearing a red hat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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