- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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