- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

An Aisian failed a test

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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