- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

What long black and tasty? Licorice

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Knock Knock Who did that?

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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