A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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