Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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