Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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race-car = rac-ecar

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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