- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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