- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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