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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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