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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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