a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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I'd like to make a withdraw

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What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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