Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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Emily Walker.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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Balls

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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Cheese

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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