alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

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Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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