- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

i am a dino. RAWR.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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