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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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