- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

homosexual rights to marriage

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

A gay man watches football.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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