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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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