Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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