Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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