- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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