Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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