How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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Jack Stevens

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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Blacks

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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