What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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Corn Muffins

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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