- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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