Anyone can post anything.

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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