What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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