Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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