- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

whats green and lives in the water

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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