- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Why do fat people commit suicide

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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