- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

Bitch

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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