- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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