Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Knock Knock Come in

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

A gay man watches football.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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