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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What is funnier then 25 9/11

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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