- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

I like school Said no one ever.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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