a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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Pickle

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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[Insert anti-joke here]

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Phew... it's gone.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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