- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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