Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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