- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Anyone can post anything.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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