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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Guess what? I like trains.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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