a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Steve Jobs is alive.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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