- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

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